sovbooks Chapter 95 The Orphan of the Anime Club ~ Crying in the Wind ~
Chapter 95 The Orphan of the Anime Club ~ Crying in the Wind ~
"Vice President! Oh! Our great Vice President... please, please tell everyone the story of going to the great little girl's house and teaching her to swim! We've been waiting since Monday until Wednesday, everyone... everyone... can't wait any longer!"
"Yeah! Yeah! Vice President, please! Hurry up and use the story of the great loli to brutally invade my little brain! Please... use the great loli story to brutally and forcefully insert it into my little brain... Ah... hurry... hurry up!"
On Wednesday at noon, everyone gathered in the anime club's activity room.
Damn Monday! What kind of ridiculous homework competition is this, wasting our precious club meeting time!
Damn Tuesday! What kind of stupid sports meet athletes are they choosing from each class? They're stealing our precious time for loli discussions!
But thankfully, there's Wednesday! Although external public opinion criticizes Chen Chen terribly, within the anime club, he remains the vice president with the aura of a great leader!
At this moment, facing everyone's eager and expectant gazes, Chen Chen shook his head seriously.
"No, before that, I must first..."
"No! No! We need the vice president's loli energy! If you don't give us loli energy, we're going to make a scene!"
"Yes! Yada! Yada-yo! Put everything else aside, we absolutely must hear the little girl's story right now!"
As she spoke, a little boy dressed in a gorgeous dress suddenly rushed over, hugged Chen Chen's leg tightly, and cried out with his head tilted back. His thick, light blue hair concealed his exquisite makeup, and his slender body was pitiful. At this moment, he looked like a soft and cuddly little girl being bullied by Chen Chen.
"Please...please...I can't take it anymore, Vice President, I've become such an idiot that I can't live without stories about lolis...Ahhh, I love soft and cute little lolis so much...Yes, even with lolis, it's never enough, I want them all the time...Those cute, gentle, and whimpering ones, especially the little lolis the Vice President talks about, I can't remember anything else besides the little lolis the Vice President talks about...My favorite is the Vice President's...little...little loli..."
Oh my God! Chen Chen looked at the little boy and girl who were rolling their eyes and crying loudly, and a sense of helpless guilt welled up in his heart.
What kind of love and respect must he have for him to go to such lengths!
And yet, faced with such passion, he still had to say something irrelevant first. This... this is just too... too insensitive!
Overwhelmed with remorse, Chen Chen couldn't help but punch himself hard.
"Ah~ Vice President! No! Please don't humiliate yourself anymore! It hurts us as much as you hurt yourself!"
"Yeah, just give us stories about little girls! Don't demean yourself like this!"
"Sigh... alright, let's put that aside for now. I'll tell you the story of the little girl first..." Chen Chen sighed and began to describe to everyone the story of how he taught Cheng Xiuxiu to swim at her house on Sunday—
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"...You absolutely can't imagine, when Xiuxiu's slender, pink legs get wet, they're cool and slippery, and when I reach out and grab them...ah, I can completely grasp them. I can't help but imagine those thin, skinny legs covered in water, wearing calf socks, looking so wet...it's just..."
"oh--"
The listeners gaped, their faces flushed and their hearts pounding with excitement.
"Vice President, Vice President, please, say more! Can you make it a little more erotic? No! Hehehehe... I want... I want..."
"Sigh..." Chen Chen closed his eyes and shook his head.
"I can't take it anymore, family, I can't say anything more..."
"Why! Why! No! No! We...we need more! More cute, radish-like little legs, Vice President...my dear Vice President, can you really bear to let us stay at this awkward juncture, stuck in the middle?"
"Sigh..." Chen Chen looked at everyone sadly, his eyes filled with sorrow:
"I'm so sorry, so very sorry, but... it really wasn't me who ruined everyone's lives, it was the review process! The review process ruined all of us!"
"Damn it! Damn it! Fuck them! Kill the censors! We must kill them!" Everyone was instantly enraged, filled with righteous indignation, sharpening their knives, determined to bring the censors down!
"Sigh... I'm so sorry everyone..."
Chen Chen closed his eyes, two lines of clear tears streaming down his cheeks, and said sadly.
"Due to the review process, that's all I can say for today. I hope everyone is satisfied with the loli's adorable figure."
Seeing the vice president crying, everyone felt a pang of sorrow and a sense of shared grief.
"Vice President... Vice President... Shall we sing a song? Only by singing cheerful songs can our hearts be reconnected..."
Then, Shoko Fongkawa stood up, picked up her guitar, and strummed everyone's strings, and everyone sang together:
"The orphan of the anime club~ crying in the wind~"
"On those yellow faces, there's the filth of lies."
"In those black eyes... there lies the fear of being tormented."
"The silent boy is singing a sorrowful song."
"The orphan of the anime club~ crying in the wind~"
"Nobody wants to play the game of justice with you."
"Everyone wants to take away your beloved little girl~"
"My dear boy, why are you crying again?"
Who is searching for that unsolvable question?
"Who will be sighing helplessly in the pouring rain?"
Whose tears are wiped away in silence?
"Dear Mom, what's the logic behind this?"
After the song ended, everyone remained silent for a few moments.
It immediately exploded in the air!
"My God! We sang so well!"
"Damn it! Girl bands were right! The era of big girl bands was right! We should all form bands!"
"Hmph! That bunch of useless trash in the choir! If they can't do it, they shouldn't do it at all. They can't even win a single award. They might as well just give all their funding to our anime club!"
"Hmph! Yeah, right! Damn it! Damn it! Our mentor... who was it again? That middle-aged man called the station director, the one who loves playing with charging heads, right? He's always clutching that charging head, and I wonder how much funding he's embezzled to buy it!"
"Let's go find him and make him give us the money to buy music equipment!"
"Yes! Yes! Let's do it that way!"
"Let's go! Let's go!"
"Wait! Wait!" the vice president hurriedly stopped everyone. "Everyone, have you all forgotten that I had something else to tell you?"
"What is it, Vice President? Tell me quickly!"
"That's right!" Chen Chen's gaze was firm. "The great little girl almost drowned in the swimming pool. She felt the original pool was too deep, so she decided to dig a shallower one. That's why her house has accumulated a lot of construction debris these past few days, and she thought she'd take the opportunity to do a thorough cleaning. And that requires all of us..."
"what?"
"Conscripting men?"
"To do the work?"
With a ding-dong, the midday bell rang, and everyone in the activity room scattered like birds and beasts.
Chen Chen slowly lowered his head and looked at the little boy and girl who were still clinging to Chen Chen's leg, timidly raising their heads and sniffling.
"Um... Vice President... I... I... my legs are numb and I can't get up..."
But this explanation is obviously useless.
Chen Chen smiled wickedly and stretched out his large hand:
"Then it's you!"