sovbooks Chapter 104 You Know Nothing About Traffic
Chapter 104 You Know Nothing About Traffic
Chapter 104 You Know Nothing About Traffic (3/4 Update)
The performance has ended.
The applause remained enthusiastic.
On the stage.
Shen Jian remained in the ending pose.
Dressed in white, with eyebrows that were higher on the left and lower on the right, a slanted mouth and eyes that seemed to look up at the sky, he seemed oblivious to the passage of time: "Stop laughing, let's vote first, I can't keep this up for long."
"Pfft, that's crazy."
"Hahaha!"
"The King of Pure Expressions"
As Shen Jian urged.
The meeting proceeded directly to the voting stage.
Ten seconds later, the number 9400 votes appeared on the big screen.
"Holy crap, that's so tall!"
"One vote higher than 'The Empty City Stratagem'."
"It's mainly about facial expressions."
"It's so much fun to be able to make so many abstract expressions."
"He should advance."
As they were talking.
Guest voting has also begun.
Ma Shu, Li Dan, Zhang Ruoyun, Xin Zhilei, and Hu Xianxu cast their votes in turn.
The final vote count reached 9900 points.
The highest score of the entire event.
"Congratulations to the guest for getting a full vote, triggering a burst of laughter, and advancing directly to the next round!"
..
The recording didn't finish until 4 PM.
According to the program's schedule.
The first episode is divided into two parts.
After all, all 28 comedy groups will be featured in the production.
It's impossible to finish the entire performance in one day.
Therefore, Zhou Tao arranged for the filming of the first episode to take two days.
Sixteen entries are submitted each day, and the top 15 are selected to form teams with five team leaders to enter the second stage.
Shen Jian advanced directly.
So he basically didn't have much to do for the next two days.
However, the recording will still have to take place.
Because a group shot is needed.
On the way back.
Lin Youyou curiously tugged at Shen Jian's face: "How did you do that? I remember his mouth could be crooked to the sky, it would be so much better if he had a cute chubby face."
Unable to bear being touched any longer, Shen retaliated by reaching out, "Then let me see yours!"
"Ugh, you're a pervert!"
"Xiaoyou, double standards are no good. It's cute when you touch me, but why is it perverted when I touch you?"
"I touched her face!"
"I was touching a face too."
Lin Youyou: "Uh—Manager Liang, he insulted you."
Liang Mu's face darkened: "Shen Jian, take your hand off my butt."
Shen Jian sighed: "A Liang, don't be so conservative. Look at Zhang Weiyi. They have the same love story, but he dares to boss around Sister Dong Xuan. Would you dare?"
"Why wouldn't I dare?"
"Who washed the dishes after we ate at your house that day?"
Ryoki: "Me."
Shen Jian: "Look, I'm not interfering with your marital harmony. I just feel that there's a lack of yang energy between you and your sister-in-law."
Liangmu's lips twitched: "You're not even married, what do you know?"
Shen Jian: "Never seen a pig before? Haven't I seen pigs mating?"
Good wood:
Lin Youyou: "————"
The two remained silent.
If you can't use a metaphor, then please don't use one.
What kind of love can be associated with breeding piglets?
Can't people be a little more polite?
Shen Jian: "Trust me, sometimes a necessary bit of toughness can definitely make your sister-in-law even more devoted to you."
Liangmu chuckled and said, "You think you know anything about this?"
Shen Jian: "Of course."
Liangmu: "For example..."
Shen Jian: "Like that day at dinner, my sister-in-law asked you to wash the dishes. If I were you, I would have knelt down and slapped myself twice to let her know that I also have a temper!"
"You want me to wash the dishes? I turned around and wiped the whole floor! Don't even think about ordering me around!"
Lin Youyou:
Ryogi: "————"
Master Zhu: "Strong."
The car remained quiet for a long time.
Liangmu was completely devastated.
I thought it was something constructive.
Is this what he calls toughness?
Are you kidding me, or is this some kind of stand-up comedy routine?
Yoshiki: "Ahem—is it just kneeling down and slapping me twice? Would adding a washboard make it better?"
Shen Jian: "Jia! Let your sister-in-law see your tough side!"
Lin Youyou: — 11
Two really strong-willed people.
..
back home.
Shen Jian ordered a KFC for dinner.
I was planning to take a shower and rest after eating.
Then I saw the notification in the group.
【Shenjian Business Group (8)】
[Lin Youyou@Yang Tianzhen: Sister Yang! Shen Jian advanced directly today! His performance was amazing!]
[Yang Tianzhen: Wow, that's amazing?]
[Lin Youyou: Yes, I'll send you the video I recorded later.]
[Yang Tianzhen: Okay, you're all home now.]
[Liangmu: When we arrived at General Manager Yang's place, Master Zhu picked us up.]
[Yang Tianzhen: Okay, that's good. By the way, have that guy write a farewell message and tag the official account of "Happy Singles 2".]
[Lin Youyou: @Shen Jian, you're back to work.]
[Liangmu: I'll write one up and send it directly to the account management team. We'll post it on Weibo tonight.]
[Yang Tianzhen: Okay.]
[Shen Jian: Should I record the video myself?]
[Yang Tianzhen: It's okay if we don't record it.]
[Shen Jian: How can we not record? The fans will be disappointed!]
Yang Tianzhen: Haha, no way. Judging from your fan profile, your fans have never been disappointed in you. After all, if you have no expectations, you won't be disappointed.
Shen Jian: Sister Yang, I think you've misunderstood my family. Do you know how much they want me to become a big star? They practically hope I'll become a dragon among men!
[Good wood:————]
[Lin Youyou: ————]
[Yang Tianzhen: Are you sure you don't want to see how you stir up trouble in the entertainment industry?]
[Shen Jian: Hehe, here comes the little flying stick~]
[Yang Tianzhen: ——]
[Lin Youyou: ——]
[Good wood:————]
[Master Zhu: Haha.]
[Shen Jian: Sister Yang, Ah Yang, Ah Zhen, Tian Tian, you're all so great!]
[Yang Tianzhen: Shut up!!]
[Shen Jian: You can shut up, but you have to allow people to make noise, okay?]
[Yang Tianzhen: Kick him! Quickly!]
[Shen Jian: Alright, alright, stop fooling around, we're talking serious stuff.]
[Yang Tianzhen: I won't say!!]
[Shen Jian: Boss, can't you be a little more mature?]
[Yang Tianzhen: I ****]
[Yangmu:! ! ]
[Lin Youyou: Oh no, President Yang has lost control!]
Shen Jian: It's okay, I'll take care of it!
Mua! (*3)
[Yangmu:? ? ? ]
[Lin Youyou: What are you doing?]
[Shen Jian: Kiss the situation!]
[Good wood:————]
[Lin Youyou: ————]
[Li Si: ————]
[Zhang Shan: ————]
[Semir: ————]
[Master Zhu: 666.]
[Drama Queen +1]
[One more hilarious joke]
【——+1】
the other side.
The program team's meeting room.
Zhou Tao is playing a video for the sponsor representative.
In the video.
Shen Jian said the funny line, "Buy 12, get 12 off".
Zhou Tao: "How about it, Manager Zhang? In the first episode, even the GG's (Girl's) line was incorporated into the contestants' performances. How about we increase the sponsorship fee a bit more?"
'
Manager Zhang smiled and said, "Old Zhou, you know our sponsorship budget is already maxed out. Where are we going to squeeze out any more money for you?"
Zhou Tao nodded: "Alright then, it's just a bit of a pity. Do you know why I singled him out from so many contestants for you?"
Want to see?
Manager Zhang: "I don't know, why?"
Zhou Tao: "He's a newcomer who has gained some fame on other variety shows, but that's not the most important thing. You can take a look at the soft advertisement for Mi Xue Ice Cream a while ago."
Manager Zhang: "The one who flaunts their wealth?"
Zhou Tao nodded with a smile: "It was this kid who caused this, and I predicted that he would definitely explode after our first episode airs, so don't you want to hear 'GG' from his mouth?"
Manager Zhang's expression changed slightly: "Really?"
Zhou Tao: "If you check his Google Ads spending data when he appeared on the iQiyi talk show, you'll know whether or not you should spend more money on him."
Manager Zhang withdrew his gaze, pondered for a long time, and said, "Give me a number. How much more do you want? I'll go back and apply to my superiors."
Zhou Tao held up five fingers: "Not much, just five million."
Manager Zhang: "Old Zhou, this is robbery! This kid's one sentence is worth five million? You must be joking, he's not a top-tier celebrity."
Zhou Tao patted Manager Zhang on the shoulder: "Manager Zhang, although what I'm saying may be unpleasant to hear, you know absolutely nothing about traffic. Do you know how much online traffic someone can generate? Besides, someone with such potential, five million is more than enough? Think it over carefully. If it doesn't work out, I'll try looking for someone else."
"Wait a moment." Manager Zhang hesitated. "How about this, we'll go back and look into it, and give you an answer tomorrow."
"Okay, I'll wait for your message!"
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