sovbooks Chapter 614 - 479: What Should I Do If My Hemorrhoid Pops Out?
Chapter 614 - 479: What Should I Do If My Hemorrhoid Pops Out?
"Someone at our school is collecting milk tea bags. Looking at my box full of them, I feel like I could have hot pot tonight and improve my diet a bit!"
"Great!!! I’m off to sell milk tea bags too!"
"..."
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Hearing this.
Chen Mu couldn’t help but be a bit curious about their small business. "Have you ever thought about selling other types of drinks?"
The boy replied, "We do sell them! But the other drinks are at room temperature. If you need them cold, you can pair them with frozen mineral water for a better taste."
Chen Mu: "..."
Alright then.
After figuring out how these guys made money.
Chen Mu’s attention.
Returned to the beginning, "So... how did he end up with frostbite?"
The boy looked a bit embarrassed, "We’ve been using these frozen mineral waters to lower the room temperature for some time. Just before going to sleep last night, we brought in many boxes of frozen mineral water, and the box was almost full."
"When we woke up today, we saw Tian Xiaoqiang lying inside, looking like he’d frozen himself."
"Afraid of something bad happening, we didn’t dare delay and brought him to you without hesitation, Dr. Chen..."
The boy still wore an innocent expression.
Chen Mu remained silent for once.
He finally understood how Tian Xiaoqiang got frostbite.
Although it’s still unclear.
What exactly caused Tian Xiaoqiang to sleep among frozen mineral waters, it seems he literally slept on ice, freezing himself in the process...
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"I quickly recalled the whole process of this incident. Could it be that if these guys hadn’t been playing basketball in the dorm, Tian Xiaoqiang wouldn’t be in the campus hospital now?"
"No way. Didn’t you sense it? Even if the air conditioner wasn’t broken, he’d probably still sell water."
"Honestly, I was just tempted. Mainly because these guys earn too much!"
"Working part-time at our school only pays eight yuan an hour, but following their method, selling a box of water earns twenty-eight. How could you not be tempted!"
"We’re all broke college students. If there’s a way to earn money, how could we not act on it?"
"If that’s the case, it can only be said that, whether or not these guys played basketball indoors, Tian Xiaoqiang would have still ended up in the campus hospital."
"Or perhaps, it wouldn’t be Tian Xiaoqiang, but someone else from their dorm."
"Tsk! What you guys are saying makes so much sense!"
"..."
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Remembering the patient is still lying in there.
And has yet to receive effective treatment.
Chen Mu couldn’t help but urge, "Where’s the person who went to buy the medicine? Why aren’t they back yet?"
An intern doctor approached and said, "They’ve left the campus area, rented an electric scooter, and went further to find some ointment for frostbite, as the pharmacies near Hai City University are all out of stock."
Chen Mu: "..."
Not just near Hai City University.
In fact, there might be many pharmacies in the whole of Hai City that don’t have frostbite ointment.
But burn ointments, those you could find everywhere.
Rubbing his aching temples, Chen Mu said helplessly, "Let those who went for the ointment know not to blindly search; check on delivery apps which pharmacy has it and go directly."
Intern doctor, "They’re already doing that."
Chen Mu let out a sigh of relief.
Alright.
These guys aren’t as foolish as he thought.
"Then there’s nothing much to do for now. Some of you stay here to monitor the frostbite patient’s condition. If it doesn’t worsen, just keep them warm."
"Oh, right, you can go in and observe the patient’s condition to gain some experience. But if the patient feels uncomfortable, leave immediately to avoid disturbing them."
"And arrange amongst yourselves to go in shifts. Otherwise, you might disturb the patient’s rest."
Seeing the interns nodding one after another.
Only then did Chen Mu return to his campus medical office.
With Su Bingbing following him back to the medical office.
Seeing Su Bingbing looking so happy, Chen Mu asked, "Reporter Su, why are you suddenly in such a good mood? Did something good happen?"
Su Bingbing nodded happily and said, "Yes, Dr. Chen, I’m really grateful to you and many students at Hai City University!"
Chen Mu suddenly became cautious, "Why do you say that, Reporter Su..."
Su Bingbing beamed, "Our program has broken this year’s online viewership record for live shows, all thanks to that student, Tian Xiaoqiang, next door."
Chen Mu: "..."
While Su Bingbing could be happy.
Breaking the program’s record due to this situation was nothing Chen Mu felt happy about.
Su Bingbing: "Now the whole internet is buzzing about the incredible act of student Tian Xiaoqiang. The program hasn’t had such heated attention since the time of student He Congming."
Chen Mu: "..."
For a moment.
He didn’t know what to say.
What was going on with Su Bingbing, speaking as if she admired He Congming?
With actions like those of He Congming and Tian Xiaoqiang.
Was there really something praiseworthy about it?
Feeling Chen Mu’s silence and resentment.
Su Bingbing giggled and prodded Chen Mu’s waist, "Why did you suddenly stop talking, Dr. Chen?"
Chen Mu said hopelessly, "I’m considering whether Secretary Zheng would approve if I submit my resignation now."
Su Bingbing: "..."
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"This is so funny. Dr. Chen finally wants to resign!"
"Dr. Chen: Working here was a waste of life, now it’s starting to waste my face too."
"Previously, without live cameras, those strange actions would only circulate within Hai City University. But now, it’s shameful on a national scale."
"It feels like Dr. Chen is really exhausted right now."
"With such a pretty wife, could Dr. Chen really bear to resign?"
"Oh, don’t underestimate his resolve! Dr. Chen clearly wishes someone would replace him the next second, so he can leave Hai City University quickly."
"Hai City University is so popular. I even asked a big shot I know if they’d become a campus doctor here, and they blocked me!"
"Hahaha!!!"
"Big shot: I only know you, didn’t expect you’d want to harm me!"
"..."
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Su Bingbing: "..."
Even though Chen Mu’s desire to resign seemed casual, it felt quite sincere.
In that moment.
Su Bingbing even thought, maybe Dr. Chen really means it when he says he wants to resign?
As Su Bingbing was about to say something more.
To console Chen Mu, she noticed his breathing had steadied.
Su Bingbing blinked in disbelief and poked Chen Mu’s face.
Upon realizing that Chen Mu wasn’t reacting at all.
Finally, it dawned on her.
That their Dr. Chen had actually, in front of the live camera, fallen asleep bright and lively?
Last night.
What did he go do after parting ways with her?
Was he really that tired?
Watching Chen Mu’s barely open eyes.
At this moment, Su Bingbing was baffled.
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"You bunch of quacks!"
"I don’t need you to treat me; I want Dr. Chen. If not, having Dr. Zheng back would work too."
"Fellow student, even if Dr. Chen examines you, the response would be the same. This is the treatment for your condition."
"Yes, we still suggest surgery at the hospital later."
Chen Mu opened his eyes to hear the noise of a quarrel outside.
How did it escalate to the need for surgery?
Struggling to keep his eyes open, Chen Mu yawned and found the crowd arguing outside.
A boy, covering a certain part of himself, was debating with a group of intern doctors.
"What’s the matter?"
The moment he saw Chen Mu, the boy was so emotional he almost cried, "Dr. Chen, you’re finally here! I want you to treat me, not these quacks."
Chen Mu: "What’s wrong with you?"
The boy: "My hemorrhoid fell out, and they said I should push it back myself!"
Mu Yao chimed in, "We suggest you do it yourself. If you can’t, we can help you put it back in!"
The boy: "Dr. Chen!!! Look at these quacks!!!"